Dolce Relax Spa- REVIEW

[darknight5611]

Stopped by there last week looking to check out this new spot-
Ambience 1/10
Attractiveness of attendants - 1/10
Area- 1/10
Accessiblity-2/10 it has stairs, and then you gotta knock on a door inside a shitty office building, so if you go during the daytime you'll stand out alot.

Anyways I popped in there, and it was like I was stuck in a time warp back to the late 90s with those shitty dimly lit spas that used to be on the Queensway. Was met by receptionst/attendant and she gvave the rundown of rates, was quoted 130/hh, I asked if there was tips, or it was all inclusive, she was all wishy washy and talking in circles, saw another attendant there, young ebony chick, looked inexperienced and high on molly. Didn't bother seeing any of these useless crash outs.

Oh yeah in the background was some fat Italian gabagool wop who was about 300lbs. barefoot staring at the CCTV, I guess he was the manager/enforcer/secruity. Anyways this place had potential, but I don't see them opening much longer, the place down the street on southcreek had hotter euro hoes and they closed down.


Afterwards went to diamonds strip club next door to cool off. Instantly I was harassed by that polish slut dancer Michelle to take her to the VIP. I actually was asked 4 different times to take her to the vi[, and this dumb bitch was so desperate for a dance, anyways was watching the playoff hockey on tv and enjoying the limited action on stage. They had a young petite blondie on stage, a couple Latinas,, then the infamous Gia Richie. Oh yeah there's also this fat Italian redhead chick with a shitty BBL that has been dancing there since like 2008, she has shitty red extensions.

AFTER ABOUT 2 HOURS.... i gave in and took michelle for dance, and then this dumb bitch tried to overcount dances, saying i owe her 6 , when she only danced for 2, she was trying to count the song when we were just talking before she gave a lap dance. what a dumb bitch. Her tit job is terrible, its like some doc pasted some saggy milk duds on her chest, ass was like floppy computer disk from the 80s, smelled kinda weird, I wasted my time. I was even more annoyed because some busty blonde was getting railed in another booth, and her moans sounded hot, and all I got stuck with was some used up whore from the 80s..

Afterwards, went to Apache Burgers and washed down my sorrows with a poutine, banquet burger and a root beer with some Hennessy from my flask.

Cheers. Happy May 2-4 WEEKEND MOTHAFUCKAS

 

[Johnjoebowler]

I feel like I should pay for that entertainment.
Sorry you had a shit time but man was the description funny.
You have some skills

 

[darknight5611]

bumping this


AVOID THE SHIT HOLE DOLCE, ITS RUN BY SOME FAT SOPRANO LOOKING WOP WHO WALKS AROUND Barefoot

AVOID DIAMONDS AT ALL COSTS, MGMT IS A BUNCH OF EURO TRASH WHO EMPLOY MICHELLE AND ANNA, TWO 55 YEAR OLD EURO WHORE THAT WORKED AT CHARLEY Ts BACK IN THE DAY, IN FACT MICHELLE IS NO NASTY THAT ONE DANCER TOLD ME SHE TAKES SHOWERS AT WORK USING THE GRIMEY WOMEN'S WASHROOM HANDSINKS, FUCKING GROSS BEHAVIOUR.

 

[darknight5611]

bump

 

[darknight5611]

diamonds dundas - Google Suche

EVEN GOOGLE RECOGNIZES THAT MICHELLE AND ANNA ARE THE BIGGEST GYPSY SCAM ARTISTS IN THE WORLD.

 

[darknight5611]

diamonds dundas - Google Suche

 

[mboy]

Stopped by there last week looking to check out this new spot-
Ambience 1/10
Attractiveness of attendants - 1/10
Area- 1/10
Accessiblity-2/10 it has stairs, and then you gotta knock on a door inside a shitty office building, so if you go during the daytime you'll stand out alot.

Anyways I popped in there, and it was like I was stuck in a time warp back to the late 90s with those shitty dimly lit spas that used to be on the Queensway. Was met by receptionst/attendant and she gvave the rundown of rates, was quoted 130/hh, I asked if there was tips, or it was all inclusive, she was all wishy washy and talking in circles, saw another attendant there, young ebony chick, looked inexperienced and high on molly. Didn't bother seeing any of these useless crash outs.

Oh yeah in the background was some fat Italian gabagool wop who was about 300lbs. barefoot staring at the CCTV, I guess he was the manager/enforcer/secruity. Anyways this place had potential, but I don't see them opening much longer, the place down the street on southcreek had hotter euro hoes and they closed down.


Afterwards went to diamonds strip club next door to cool off. Instantly I was harassed by that polish slut dancer Michelle to take her to the VIP. I actually was asked 4 different times to take her to the vi[, and this dumb bitch was so desperate for a dance, anyways was watching the playoff hockey on tv and enjoying the limited action on stage. They had a young petite blondie on stage, a couple Latinas,, then the infamous Gia Richie. Oh yeah there's also this fat Italian redhead chick with a shitty BBL that has been dancing there since like 2008, she has shitty red extensions.

AFTER ABOUT 2 HOURS.... i gave in and took michelle for dance, and then this dumb bitch tried to overcount dances, saying i owe her 6 , when she only danced for 2, she was trying to count the song when we were just talking before she gave a lap dance. what a dumb bitch. Her tit job is terrible, its like some doc pasted some saggy milk duds on her chest, ass was like floppy computer disk from the 80s, smelled kinda weird, I wasted my time. I was even more annoyed because some busty blonde was getting railed in another booth, and her moans sounded hot, and all I got stuck with was some used up whore from the 80s..

Afterwards, went to Apache Burgers and washed down my sorrows with a poutine, banquet burger and a root beer with some Hennessy from my flask.

Cheers. Happy May 2-4 WEEKEND MOTHAFUCKAS

permanently closed !

 

[darknight5611]

permanently closed !

wow , already, what a shock
the west GTA is cooked, lack of good spots.

 

[mboy]

Stopped by there last week looking to check out this new spot-
Ambience 1/10
Attractiveness of attendants - 1/10
Area- 1/10
Accessiblity-2/10 it has stairs, and then you gotta knock on a door inside a shitty office building, so if you go during the daytime you'll stand out alot.

Anyways I popped in there, and it was like I was stuck in a time warp back to the late 90s with those shitty dimly lit spas that used to be on the Queensway. Was met by receptionst/attendant and she gvave the rundown of rates, was quoted 130/hh, I asked if there was tips, or it was all inclusive, she was all wishy washy and talking in circles, saw another attendant there, young ebony chick, looked inexperienced and high on molly. Didn't bother seeing any of these useless crash outs.

Oh yeah in the background was some fat Italian gabagool wop who was about 300lbs. barefoot staring at the CCTV, I guess he was the manager/enforcer/secruity. Anyways this place had potential, but I don't see them opening much longer, the place down the street on southcreek had hotter euro hoes and they closed down.


Afterwards went to diamonds strip club next door to cool off. Instantly I was harassed by that polish slut dancer Michelle to take her to the VIP. I actually was asked 4 different times to take her to the vi[, and this dumb bitch was so desperate for a dance, anyways was watching the playoff hockey on tv and enjoying the limited action on stage. They had a young petite blondie on stage, a couple Latinas,, then the infamous Gia Richie. Oh yeah there's also this fat Italian redhead chick with a shitty BBL that has been dancing there since like 2008, she has shitty red extensions.

AFTER ABOUT 2 HOURS.... i gave in and took michelle for dance, and then this dumb bitch tried to overcount dances, saying i owe her 6 , when she only danced for 2, she was trying to count the song when we were just talking before she gave a lap dance. what a dumb bitch. Her tit job is terrible, its like some doc pasted some saggy milk duds on her chest, ass was like floppy computer disk from the 80s, smelled kinda weird, I wasted my time. I was even more annoyed because some busty blonde was getting railed in another booth, and her moans sounded hot, and all I got stuck with was some used up whore from the 80s..

Afterwards, went to Apache Burgers and washed down my sorrows with a poutine, banquet burger and a root beer with some Hennessy from my flask.

Cheers. Happy May 2-4 WEEKEND MOTHAFUCKAS

now closed unit now for rent

 

[darknight5611]

now closed unit now for rent

that fat wop that ran that shithole couldn't even last a year.