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Too late for this year, but it is good to know you can give the gift of dad jokes next Father's Day. Here are just a few.
This girl asked me why I had an unlit cigarette in my tinder photo.
Well I told her that Iโm looking for a match.
Math? I can tolerate algebra and calculus ...
but geometry is where I draw the line.
What kind of music do chiropractors like?
Hip pop.
I like telling Dad jokes โฆ
sometimes he laughs.
Sundays are always a little sad,
but the day before is a sadder day.
What kind of dog does a magician have?
A Labracadabrador!
What did the mama cow say to the calf?
Itโs pasture bedtime!
What do you call an illegally parked frog in Philly?
Toad!
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with shellfish?
An oyster bunny!
What is it with people that won't embrace modern technology...
Answers on a postcard please!
Be thankful it's not snowing...
Imagine shovelling snow in this heat!
#joke #short
Read more on page Jokes of the day for Monday, 19 June 2023
This girl asked me why I had an unlit cigarette in my tinder photo.
Well I told her that Iโm looking for a match.
Math? I can tolerate algebra and calculus ...
but geometry is where I draw the line.
What kind of music do chiropractors like?
Hip pop.
I like telling Dad jokes โฆ
sometimes he laughs.
Sundays are always a little sad,
but the day before is a sadder day.
What kind of dog does a magician have?
A Labracadabrador!
What did the mama cow say to the calf?
Itโs pasture bedtime!
What do you call an illegally parked frog in Philly?
Toad!
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with shellfish?
An oyster bunny!
What is it with people that won't embrace modern technology...
Answers on a postcard please!
Be thankful it's not snowing...
Imagine shovelling snow in this heat!
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#joke #short
Read more on page Jokes of the day for Monday, 19 June 2023