Cleopatra Massage - MP Review of sorts.

[AV (Avinash J Welinkar)]

CLEOPATRA 403-277-7819
2211 Centre St. NW


Saw the ad in the Calgary Sun and rushed right over. Grand opening? Damn rights I'm there.

New sign and everything. I thought this might be a great score to find some new talent.

Tiptoed through the slush not to ruin my Hushpuppies. Opened the door. Buzzer went ding-dong. Heavy wafting of Asian food filled my nostrils. Buzzer went ding-dong. Closed the door and walked back up the street.

I had set myself hoping it was a decent massage place with hot cheerleader like chicks. Nope. Just another Asian massage place. Not that there is anything wrong with a new jack shack. I just wasn't feeling it today. I caught a glimpse of the rates and the 1/2 hour rate was $40. I couldn't be bothered to stick this one out.

I Am.

Hoping For PomPoms.

SlimShady.

 

[tlworkroom]

That is SO rare that I had to quote it. Where oh where has the Slim gone that would stick it out through ANYTHING?

Stud.

 

[Pompal 09.]

Hope you have a better day Slim...Maybe this will CHEER you on oops I mean up

hehehe

 

[Pooperdooper]

mmmmmmm............cheerleaders in plaid skirts, SWEET!

 

[Unregistered]

i just came from this place. all I can say is WOW! best happy ending in a long time...
i'm used to the usual asian places- where they pretend not to understand you. (love asian women btw)
This is the first time i had a causation stroke my meat.
her body contact was fucking awesome! i'm still hard thinking of her.

 

[Unregistered]

i just came from this place. all I can say is WOW! best happy ending in a long time...
i'm used to the usual asian places- where they pretend not to understand you. (love asian women btw)
This is the first time i had a causation stroke my meat.
her body contact was fucking awesome! i'm still hard thinking of her.

I call shrill on this post. No causation working at an asian place.

 

[Unregistered]

i went here last week and it was pretty great.

She was Caucasian, took the $40 for 1/2....the tip was a little steep ($160) but MAN was it great.

she really knew what she was doing, made me feel really damn good