Greetings, kind gentlemen.
Well, I missed Carmen at SRM...then finally, FINALLY was able to arrange some time out to make the long journey from Mississauga to Pickering (sled dogs, portable shelter, firewood, 6 weeks provisions, elk jerky, etc.) and then I look on the schedule, rubbing my hands together and licking my lips like a proper little pervert, when to my utter dismay I find that she is no longer at Pickering Angels. I invited Martin Sheen over to my place to hack me to pieces with a machete, and I just lay there whispering "...the horror....Carmen.............the horror...". Oh, yes. A sad, sad state of affairs. I'm putting out an A.P.B. fellas.... Where's Carmen? Anyone providing information that leads to the booking of a session with the above-mentioned totally hot little fugitive will recieve huge cases of gold, the best wines, and lands and titles fit for the most refined and priveleged European aristocracy*.
-T.
(* - the above is total bullshit. There's no real reward, just the satisfaction of a job well done).
"We train young men to drop fire on people, but their commanders won't allow them to write 'fuck' on their airplanes, because it's obscene!"
Well, I missed Carmen at SRM...then finally, FINALLY was able to arrange some time out to make the long journey from Mississauga to Pickering (sled dogs, portable shelter, firewood, 6 weeks provisions, elk jerky, etc.) and then I look on the schedule, rubbing my hands together and licking my lips like a proper little pervert, when to my utter dismay I find that she is no longer at Pickering Angels. I invited Martin Sheen over to my place to hack me to pieces with a machete, and I just lay there whispering "...the horror....Carmen.............the horror...". Oh, yes. A sad, sad state of affairs. I'm putting out an A.P.B. fellas.... Where's Carmen? Anyone providing information that leads to the booking of a session with the above-mentioned totally hot little fugitive will recieve huge cases of gold, the best wines, and lands and titles fit for the most refined and priveleged European aristocracy*.
-T.
(* - the above is total bullshit. There's no real reward, just the satisfaction of a job well done).
"We train young men to drop fire on people, but their commanders won't allow them to write 'fuck' on their airplanes, because it's obscene!"