Avoid..Run

[Albertaman]

Ad pops up on Kijiji Calgary several times a year - Who's up for (and well deserved) massage break. Other wording includes phrases like "tired of overpaying", "didn't get your money's worth", "something affordable", "discreet", yada yada.

Location is near Crowfoot LRT in Scenic Acres, NW Calgary.

As a public service, letting you know, don't bother. I showed up, and when the woman (?) opened the door, I turned around. Scary. Won't say anymore, but the ad is reasonably well written, so you don't think a druggie wrote it. I'll leave it at that.

 

[welldunn66]

That is a very strong warning, heed it gentlemen.

 

[markfine]

Thanks for the warning.

She goes by Mel . Phone
5143178555 Full add is-
Are you tired of overpaying for massages that make you feel like you didn’t get your moneys worth? Or made the area you’re in pain from a whole lot worse? Are you looking for something affordable? Are you looking for someone who is discreet? Are you over worked and stressed out from day to day life and just want a break in general (let’s face it EVERYBODY deserves a breather every now and then otherwise your body will just collapse), a stress free drama free place where you can leave your troubles outside.If you answered yes to any of these questions I’m your girl hit me up if you’re interested. I’m available 7 days a week. Texting only please and serious replies only

 

[MASSAGE.MAESTRO]

Sorry guys...most of my family still lives in Calgary.

That was my uncle Bert. He figured he was too ugly to be a man, and got a sex change. Looks even uglier now.

Worse part is; the ugly stick doesn't fall too far from the Family Tree. Every time, I go for a massage, the ladies play "Rock, Paper, Scissors." The one who loses, will still massage me, but on the flip....puts a paper bag over my head...or uses it as a potential barf bag.

 

[Simon_scowl]

I can double confirm this warning by being a dumbass who didn't run away at the door. It was as bad as you could imagine.