Attention MPAs & Owners: 2 new female T.O. inspectors!!

[That Girl]

The post says that these 2 new women are By-Law inspectors - NOT LE. By-law inspectors do not have the authority or training to conduct any search like this!!

BTW - Points about LE-run MP are good. If they could have, the probably would have already.

 

[Aurora150]

Today, I dropped by to see one of my favourite MPA and she told me this... Apparently, the city has now hired 2 new female T.O. inspectors. So all you owners, MPAs... watch out!! It's not just men who are inspectors now. Heard that these 2 have been going around since the beginning of the week writing tickets and they've successful because people were unsuspecting. However, word got around pretty quickly apparently (spa gossip!) b/c by Wednesday, pretty much everybody already heard the news. (Well, it's hard NOT to notice them, it would be like a sore thumb sticking out. Any female entering a spa is either someone who works there, someone applying for a job, or now a city inspector. So if someone doesn't look like a MPA, then she must be by-law) So this is just in case some people haven't heard. Anyways, heard these 2 are really rude so just watch out for them. They just find any excuse at all to write you a ticket.

 

[Questioneer]

Is it just me or does anybody else think Leah should get a new boyfriend and straighten out her life a little?

I don't like to pry but anyone who drags guys who "try to scare you a little" into your life should be asked to vamoose, if you get my drift.

Having said that, you do write an interesting story and I'd love to have you whack me (I love that term - "whackers").

My $0.02

Timbit

 

[chipper35_1999]

Yes, my MP friend told me about them. Saw them on her security system. A blonde and a brunette.

 

[LittleFoot]

Been in the making. If they can recruit non-butchy type for the job, may consider as undercover MPA entrapment of MPs.

 

[zxcvbnm]

You mean they are not uniforms, vice, or 5-O. I could be wrong but Law Enforcement includes By-law (less powers).

When city tried to recruit a friend as By-laws, we laughed it off. She had no idea what MPs are and asked what kind of guys would frequent MP.

By-law can accompany Vice during bust, some JPs relax the pat-down protocal, in absence of female uniforms.

City's prime targets are MPs. Set-up MP is too much trouble and targets client, in this case not primary objective.

 

[Kaitlin]

Hi Timbit!! I know, I'm working on it. I don't know why, but for me, it takes me a long time to get rid of someone. My ex-bf that I was with for almost 7 yrs... the relationship was good for about 3 yrs, then it took me 3 and a half yrs to get rid of him. So by the way things are going, I'm guessing that I'll probably be rid of this one in another 3 yrs. I'm just an extreme slowpoke. As the saying goes... "Never rush a turtle, you'll only frustrate yourself and annoy the turtle." I do accomplish things, just at a REALLY slow speed.

Talking about being a slowpoke, does anybody know of a way I can improve my reaction time. I notice that whenever I get scared, I just freeze. The other day, a car was driving straight at me and I just froze. Didn't run or anything... just stood there shocked. Luckily, the car stopped (almost hit me though) and my friend pulled me to safety. That's how I got caught N by those LE people everytime. Everytime they burst in, I just freeze and look like this... I swear, like all the LE people from every region... North York, Vaughn, Markham... they must've all seen my boobies by now. That's why I friggin' got so many tickets. Because my reaction time is slow and I don't cover up on time. (And we've got the whole flashing lights and ringing bells and everything.) Just in Scarborough I've never gotten a ticket. Any exercises to improve my reaction time? I don't want to be run over and be like some kind of dead animal on the street you know. And it wasn't the first time this happened either. I swear, my life just flashed before my eyes. I was so scared!!!

And I know, the whole thing with those gangster people is just not cool. And you know what... for almost 5 months, almost EVERYDAY, I have someone call my cell-phone telling me that my bf owes them money and that they're going to kill us. And it's not the same person either. It's about 10 different people, maybe more. And they all quote different prices that my bf owes them. It drove me nuts to the point that I didn't even pick up the phone unless I knew who was calling. After 2 months of doing that, I picked up the phone again and told them they got the wrong number. I think they thought we changed our number so finally, all the calls stopped. Occasionally, I still have 1 or 2 calls but not so much anymore. Yup, been called c*nt, wh*re, b*tch... And my bf's reaction everytime.... "Oh, just ignore them." What pisses me off is why he gives them MY number!!! Like WHY??? And this one girl... she was crazy about my bf so she was trying to steal my bf away from me. I guess my bf knew she really liked him so he sweet-talked her and "borrowed" $20,000 from her. I guess when she finally figured out that she wasn't seeing her money again and she wasn't getting him either, she had the balls to call ME!! and told me that my bf owes her money!! Yeah right I'm going to help her get her money back!!

Life with him has definitely made my life as a MPA really difficult. I must've gone through AT LEAST 20 different names at 20 different spas by now b/c I'm always scared that those crazy nut people will find me. At one point, I was working at 4 different spas using 4 different names at the same time and half the time, I couldn't even remember what name I'm suppose to be using where. One receptionist at one of the spas I'm at is really funny. Everytime a time guy calls and asks for a name she didn't recognize, she'd tell him to wait, come running to me, and asks me if I'm using that name anywhere. And I know my ex-boss caught on too because a few times, guys would call asking for me by one of my other fake names and my ex-boss would come ask me if I'm using that name elsewhere.

And I go and schedule myself at all these different spas all at the same time, and then can't show up because I'm suppose to be at all these different places at the exact same time. So I just go "eeni meeni myni mo" and show up wherever I feel like being that day. Then, I'd get calls from all the other bosses giving me sh*t. Oh well. What can I do when I live in a shoe???

 

[purplegirl31671]

Leah, cannot help you on the car coming at you, but a suggestion for the LE or Licensing is to practice doing "dry runs".

This means you practice what you would do if the LE or Licensing people showed up and you were in session. The more you practice your routine, it will then become easier and easier, to do the right things to help you out of harms way in a speedy way. Not a perfect solution for all situations, but may be a start. You can use this approach with other common situations you find yourself in as well. Good luck!

 

[~SuperGirl.(:]

As a public service, should make stills from the security video and post on massageplanet.net for all the MP operators to see.

 

[Its mee]

That's so funny you said that!! I swear to God, when I checked my messages on Wednesday around 1:30 or so, I got 9 messages from 9 different MPAs working at 9 different spa and they all told me the same thing. To watch out for 2 new female by-law people. What did I do? I went and called 7 other MPAs at 7 other MPs and guess what??!! 5 of them already heard the news!! Talk about gossip travelling fast!! Holy sh*t!!! Well, I haven't encountered them yet but they've got to be easier to spot than the previous by-law guys going around. It's been so long since I've seen them around so memories of how they look like are pretty much gone. (damn!!) I just remember one has glasses, maybe about 20 to 35 yrs old, can't remember hair colour or eye colour, can't remember how tall either. Second one is taller than the first one, with kinda spikey hair, maybe about 20 to 35 yrs old, can't remember hair colour or eye colour but for sure no glasses. Third one is kinda stocky built, also maybe around 20-35 yrs old, can't remember hair colour or eye colour, I think he's taller than the first one but shorter than the second one although I can't remember how tall the first one or the second one is. Also no glasses. And the last one, I can't remember his eye colour but for sure he has grayish hair (yup, I actually remember this guy's hair colour), maybe 45-65yrs old, don't really remember too much about him either, maybe a little bit skinny built I think, maybe he had some facial hair too either a mustache or a beard or a goatee or maybe not, I can't be for certain. Well, anyways, if they all come together, of course I'd figure out they're by-law but if I see them apart, I'm not sure I'd recognize them.

So "Innocent Bystander"... You're right, someone SHOULD make stills of ALL by-law people from security video cameras and pass them around the MPs or something. Or sell them to us. Or post it on massageplanet.net. That way, we won't forget. God knows, I have excellent memory... unfortunately, it's only short term which means it only lasts for about 3 months. That's why, if I don't see a certain client for more than 3 or 4 months, I don't remember them anymore. Even my regulars. So many times, I've ask customers, "Have you been here before??" And they're like, "Yeah, you've only massaged me about 50 million times before you id*ot. I've only been your regular for the past 10 billion yrs!!!"

So anyways, all MPAs, be careful!! Yup, 2 female inspectors going around this time.

 

[schwendelicious]

Wear it well.

 

[michelle bohannon]

Shit.. you think you might want to find a new BF??? lol thats hilarious. how the hell does someone get THAT in debt? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAH

sorry i am not really laughing at YOU. i am laughing at the amount of $ your bf owes and his lack of interest in payin up. People take no interest or seriousness in oweing money. its hilarious. there is a huge difference in oweing the royal bank money, and oweing your local drug dealer or loan shark money..

and you just got the first lesson in the difference. the bank slides the notice in your mail box. awrnold.. well he triesd to kick your door in.

Ditch the BF.

lol.

get a real man.

 

[Due May 27th 2010]

I'm a little confused, what advantage to they have as women? Wouldn't it seem more odd for a woman to walk in than a man?

 

[pissedmomma]

Rusty told me that the two are actually SHEMALE Bylaw inspectors looking for Russian and Italian releases inclusive with their body slides.

VBB

 

[KelseyS]

Dang! When I read the title I was hoping my fantasy could finally comes true. Getting a rub-&-tug from 2 hot looking inspectors.

 

[kaneria_abhijit]

So much for the LE people not knowing about my workplace 'cuz it's SOOOOOO hidden!!! The 2 female inspectors found us!!!! (damn...)

Actually, it's really strange how things happen sometimes. I've been really good lately... showing up for all my shifts (I think I only missed 3 shifts this month)... coming to work on time (think I was late only twice this month)... WELLLLLL... This is what happened.

I just happened to be late for work the other day 'cuz my driver's an idiot. We were coming from a different way because I had stayed over at my friend's the night before. Anyway, we drove WAYYYYY past the street we were suppose to turn and ended up at God knows where. Took us forever to find our way back so I was an hour and a half late. So I was just sitting on the couch, staring at the wall, when all of the sudden, the other girl yelled, "INSPECTORS!!" (Thank God I just came in and didn't put on my makeup or anything yet, so I didn't look like my usual slutty self, otherwise, they might think "what kind of holistic place is this? hmmmmm...."). Anyway, two female inspectors came in, looked around our MP, asked if there's anyone else there (nope) and asked to see our licenses. We gave it to them, they copied down our license number, and left. They were there less than 5 minutes. (We checked the cameras for the time afterwards) Anyways, this is how they look like. Both were dressed in jeans and black jacket. One is blonde, her hair is a straight layered cut, past her shoulders a bit, very pretty, big eyes, about 5 foot tall. The other one is a brunette, her hair is long and wavy, about half-way down her back, kinda cute-looking, very big eyes, wears thick black glasses, also about 5 foot tall. I was kinda surprised because they were both really nice. Anyways, right after they left, we called all our whacker friends to let everybody know that they're coming around again. One of the spa owners got a clear picture of them so they said they're gonna pass them around. Anyways, whacker gossip has it that the other 2 previous inspectors got canned 'cuz we were starting to recognize them, (don't know how true THAT is... oh well... I mean, how the hell would we know???) so I guess it'll be these 2 for a while. (Hmmmm... I wonder if they're going to keep on changing inspection people to try to confuse us?) Anyways, that's the update.

 

[Lollipop]

Absolutely. Most of us whackers have no clue what that's all about!!?? We can now spot them like... 10 million miles away. Makes our job WAY easier. With the men inspectors, it takes us at least a minute or 2 to recognize them (If we recognize them at all. I mean, even though I've seen them 4-5 times, if I were to try to pick them out from a crowd, I'm not sure I'd be able to. Memory, unfortunately, fades with time). I mean, with these 2 women inspectors, they DEFINITELY stick out from the crowd. So we just find this REALLY funny. Maybe they didn't think we'd call each other and tell each other!! Then they're really f*cked up!! I mean, most of us sit around all day doing nothing except watch T.V., eat, sleep, yap on the phone... of course we're gonna talk about something strange like this!! I swear, probably 10 minutes after the first spa they visited, every whacker in the city knew. Who knows, maybe Rusty's right. Maybe they're SHEMALES or something 'cuz we just don't get it!!

 

[????? answers]

Hi leah_mpa!!!

In light of these recent events, your 'close-call' and a new year isn't it time for you to consult your psychics?

 

[eli]

Yeah, and ditch the driver!
You shouldn't pay if he can't find his way and makes you late for work.

 

[elsamuel7]

There may be more to this story than first appearence.

This may be the first phase of a ongoing process of the ladies to be familiarized with the industry. The next phase maybe to go to targeted spa's and apply for work as MPA in search of additional evidence.

I don't know maybe it is just the paranoia coming out in me.
A little bit can be a good thing in keeping us sharp in dealing with problems.

It never hurts however to think "around the corner" about these matters, and to take appropriate steps accordingly.

Just my take on it.