Apple - Mature Chinese on CL

[swtchikku]

If you have seen the ads on CL for Apple - Mature Chinese - $80, I suggest you avoid! She is closer to 60 than her advertised age of 40. She ties her hair into 2 ponytails to look younger but it just makes her look more pathetic. I went last week and turned around as soon as I saw her. Save your money!!

 

[cashflowpatrick]

Aznguy , maybe you just mis read , it might have read crabapple , and you didn't see the beginning

 

[Lynx]

Hopefully Techman and Rumpleforskin won't see this thread...


Did I just write that? No guys! Do as I say, not as I do! Let's keep it on this Apple girl! Thanks.

 

[J L]

I swear to you guys, it was like from a B-flick about washed out desperate hookers!

"Hey meesta! You wanna try some china doll? Velly good! Just twenny-fi dolla!".

I still get the shivers when I think about it!!

 

[TheRightInfo]

bon appetit

 

[Aamir Zaka Buttar]

Her bent over ass pic on CL looks good though. Maybe that's the key.

 

[Tiffany!]

Could not find her on CL

 

[Car]

http://montreal.en.craigslist.ca/ers/1780711
604.html

Here's the nice Apple ass shot in CL ad

 

[SeaF]

Yeah, but you'll have to encounter her face before you get to the ass!

 

[CheyGirl]

Good point. If I decide to take one for the team I'll let you know. Of course if there are any volunteers in the meantime...

 

[Mikey]

So yeaahhhh, I went to see her. Interesting conversation where she said twice I was too young for her (28), but she said it playfully and I was intrigued. I got the address and drove down St Patrick to get there along the canal, not the best route at night only cause it looks sketch. The place looked like your reg massage parlor from the front and when you entered was the parlor itself was about a 6/10, and then you see her and she seems much older than you'd expect, but keep in mind she was a sweet lady and treated me with a lot of courtesy and respect. This is, as usual with reviews, where it got "weird". I asked for a shower, and she said certainly, but she made sure I took everything with me. She went thru a checklist, "you have your phone, wallet, money, clothes, keys, everything? Good, take into shower with you". SO the bathroom at the end of the hall looks like it's out of the movie Saw, but with better lighting... Everything else seemed relatively renovated (at least 4years old) in the place except the bathroom. It was the fastest shower I ever took. Like a prison bathroom, as if I knew at any moment I was going to be attacked. It didn't help that she specifically asked me twice to lock the door, and checked the lock after to make sure. I guess this place get's pretty sketch after 1am... It was closed and I she said she had been at the bar across the street, and just opened it for me (and whoever apparently lurks there in the night).

So I jump in and out of the shower and take all of my stuff back into the room. It's as small as a walk in closet with a mattress and stool. She starts the music and she makes small talk as she does the massage. maybe 15mins in, she asked me to flip and then we proceed for the next 40 mins to have some pretty decent full service given the situation. We start with a light covered bj, then doggy for 5 mins, and then she wanted mish. I was surprise she could spread that wide, legs in air. We finish up and she cleans me up and proceeds to massage a bit more, I rise back up and she finishes me with a good hj.

She cleans me up again and I ask for another shower, just cause I don't like driving around in that feeling... I brave the shower with all of my belongings and then leave.

I paid first and she wouldn't accept more that $90. We never discussed a price, she just asked how much you have and handed me back some. Again sweet lady, but I wouldn't repeat as I didn't like the drive there, and the place is pretty sketch inside.

 

[H-B-P]

Soooo... I wish i had read Doggytreat2000's review before I ventured into her den. Dt2000's comments are right on and I can add that Miss Apple is also a very big lady.. Maybe the picture of her ass is real but it only proves that pictures can be misleading. If you are looking for FS at a cheap price and you're not to particular, Miss Apple is definitely a possibility.. otherwise .. you should definitely look elsewhere. BTW.. if you are looking for an actual massage as an option.. then she is not be a good choice either..

Repeat .... NO