Any "real" review of Paradise Massage out there?

[CGpooner]

3155 34 Ave SE I have seen tons of ads on backpage for this place and I wanted to get a real review and see whats up. There has been a few "reviews" on here that are very suspect so Im wondering who can give a real unbiased review as to what the place is like, ages/body type of girls, what extras are offered and prices? Thanks

 

[Unregistered]

Went there a couple weeks ago. Saw Kelly. 25-30 preety hot looking. Wanted 80 room fee and 220 for FS. Pretty decent time.

 

[Unregistered]

My Boyz and me have raided that joint a couple of times and the pickns were really good both times. Fat-walleted johns go there so that tells you that a full menu is offered. Don't know if the girls there are good but for the Boyz and me the johns are great coz of their overstuffed wallies and their generosity in parting with their cash. Hauled almost a $1000 in less than 15 minutes in our last raid. Plenty of laughs too. Dumb Johnnny is screaming at the girl, "You set me up. I'm gonna kill you!" Girl shouting back telling him to fuck himself. We are the banditos and they are blaming each other. Hilarious!!

I am Officer Come With the Cash and I am waiting for you.

PS

If your whoring this weekend bring extra cash as I gotta get my old man a bottle of scotch for Dad's Day.

 

[Unregistered]

Again, I hope this "wallie" stealing illiterate wannabe tough guy falls down his stairs at home and breaks his neck. Then spends the next 3 days paralyzed, covered in his own feces, slowly dying of dehydration and being totally alone. Then, while being greeted by Satan at the gates of hell, you get a giant black stallion dildo inserted into your anus for the rest of eternity. That still wouldn't be enough punishment for a scum sucking dirt bag such as yourself. I'm going to start frequenting MP's strapped, so when the fake cops arrive I'm going to be the last thing you ever fucking see. I will leave your body in a ditch to be eaten by coyotes and bugs.

I am....... packing heat.

 

[Unregistered]

Soundz like you got a pretty heavy African American penis envy thing going on there, neighbour. Why?