An English Lesson

[Pompal 09.]

On his 77th birthday,a man called Pete, got a gift certificate Reviewom his wife Yolly. The certificate paid for a visit to a medicine man living on a nearby reservation who was rumored to have a wonderful cure for erectile dysfunction.

mpter being persuaded, he drove to the reservation, handed his ticket to the medicine man and wondered what he was in for.
The old man slowly,methodically produced a potion, handed it to him, and with a grip on his shoulder, warned, "This is powerful medicine and it must be respected. You take only a teaspoonful and then say '1-2-3. '
When you do that, you will become more manly than you have ever been in your life and you can perform as long as you want."

The man was encouraged. As he walks away, he turned and asked, "How do I stop the medicine Reviewom working?" "Your partner must say '1-2-3-4,' he responded. "But when she does, the medicine will not work again until the next full moon."

He was very eager to see if it worked so he went home, showered, shaved, took a spoonful of the medicine, and then invited his wife to join him in the
bedroom. When she came in, He took off his clothes and said,
"1-2-3!" Immediately,he was the manliest of men.

His wife was excited and began throwing off her clothes. And then she asked,"What was the 1-2-3 for?"

And that, boys and girls, is why we should never end our sentences with a preposition because we could end up with a dangling participle.

 

[Due May 27th 2010]

Take was great. I loved it T storm ...thanks chavez

 

[Pompal 09.]

Nice! both a joke and a lesson! a jesson, as some might call it.