some half blood
Member
- Joined
- Jul 22, 2010
- Messages
- 47
- Reaction score
- 0
- Points
- 6
The Paris train was quite crowded, so an American businessman walked the entire length looking for a seat, but the only seat left was taken by a well dressed, middle-aged, French woman's poodle.
The man asked, "Ma'am may I have that seat?" The French woman just sniffed and said to no one in particular "Americans are so rude. My little Fifi is using that seat."
The man walked the entire train again, but the only seat left was under that dog. "Please, ma'am. May I sit down? I'm really very tired." She snorted,
"Not only are you Americans rude, you are also arrogant!" This time the man didn't say a word; he just picked up the little dog, tossed it out the train window, and sat down. The woman shrieked, "Someone must defend me! this American should be put in his place!"
An old English gentleman sitting nearby spoke up, "Sir, you Americans often seem to have a penchant for doing the wrong thing. You hold the fork in the wrong hand. You drive your cars on the wrong side of the road. You spell words the wrong way. And now, you seem to have thrown the wrong b*tch out the window".
The man asked, "Ma'am may I have that seat?" The French woman just sniffed and said to no one in particular "Americans are so rude. My little Fifi is using that seat."
The man walked the entire train again, but the only seat left was under that dog. "Please, ma'am. May I sit down? I'm really very tired." She snorted,
"Not only are you Americans rude, you are also arrogant!" This time the man didn't say a word; he just picked up the little dog, tossed it out the train window, and sat down. The woman shrieked, "Someone must defend me! this American should be put in his place!"
An old English gentleman sitting nearby spoke up, "Sir, you Americans often seem to have a penchant for doing the wrong thing. You hold the fork in the wrong hand. You drive your cars on the wrong side of the road. You spell words the wrong way. And now, you seem to have thrown the wrong b*tch out the window".