ADVICE TO MASSAGE LADIES AND BOSSES, improve your business or say GOODBYE

[Deleted member 79939]

The world is changing.
All businesses are changing.
Massage/Spas/Rub+Tug must change with the time:
MASSAGE LADIES/bosses MUST DO the following in order to survive and avoid CLOSING DOWN :
LADIES , YOU MUST BE MORE CREATIVE to make money!!!!!

• do massive renovations... put lots of washrooms/showers in your establishments. Install Air Wick Vipoo Toilet Perfume (Lemon Idol 600 ml) or just install color bidets
• apply for of loan or line of credit... turn your massage spa into a clinic-like environment eg. Study dental clinics for their advance ducts and filtration
• hire 2 full time British accent funny/witty/charming/good looking receptionist (dressed like Cheerleaders quasi Superstar porn actresses ) to do epic customer service texts (24-7 hours-days )
• accept bitcoin and etherium
• accept paypal and bartering with tax filings and adobe wizardry
• since 99% of guys like ASSES... massage ladies must say, "this ass is yours , do what you want with it" and have a TUESDAY SPECIAL - HEAVENLY BUTT MASSAGES for $80.00 for 2 hours!!
• MASSAGE LADIES & OWNERS must take risks... OPEN a SPA BUFFET. Most guys are hungry after an erotic massage !!!! Think outside the box!!!!! Guys love HAKKA and VIETNAMESE SUBS.
• take more risks... apply for a CASINO SPA license; give guys BJ & HJ & RJ and shoulder massages while they gamble
• be PET friendly, most guys love their dogs, most guys are into German Shepherds.... so give his dog a massage too (BE CREATIVE)
• accept non-sexual fetishes... for example some guys like to comb an Asian lady hair... so offer that service; NOT EVERYTHING IS ABOUT SEX
• take risks... offer WRESTLING SPA
• MASSAGE LADIES MUST LEARN to speak like a STONER or like KEANU REAVES in TED AND BILL EXCELLENT ADVENTURE !!!
• put lots of FEMALE-CENTRIC movie posters on your walls
• and lastly do what California Massage Spas are doing... put a small Volkswagen in the Massage Room and make out in the back seat ; IT'S CALLED BACK-SEAT MASSAGE, it's very popular
• have a ROBOTIC fluffy spa cat ... roaming/lounging about
• develop a sense of humor... for example, pretend you can't open a jar of olives; ask the client to open it; "ohhhh, you so strong !!!!"

 

[onerealugly]

boy you one big werido

 

[cupcrazy]

wtf

 

[Greenberg]

The world is changing.
All businesses are changing.
Massage/Spas/Rub+Tug must change with the time:
MASSAGE LADIES/bosses MUST DO the following in order to survive and avoid CLOSING DOWN :
LADIES , YOU MUST BE MORE CREATIVE to make money!!!!!

• do massive renovations... put lots of washrooms/showers in your establishments. Install Air Wick Vipoo Toilet Perfume (Lemon Idol 600 ml) or just install color bidets
• apply for of loan or line of credit... turn your massage spa into a clinic-like environment eg. Study dental clinics for their advance ducts and filtration
• hire 2 full time British accent funny/witty/charming/good looking receptionist (dressed like Cheerleaders quasi Superstar porn actresses ) to do epic customer service texts (24-7 hours-days )
• accept bitcoin and etherium
• accept paypal and bartering with tax filings and adobe wizardry
• since 99% of guys like ASSES... massage ladies must say, "this ass is yours , do what you want with it" and have a TUESDAY SPECIAL - HEAVENLY BUTT MASSAGES for $80.00 for 2 hours!!
• MASSAGE LADIES & OWNERS must take risks... OPEN a SPA BUFFET. Most guys are hungry after an erotic massage !!!! Think outside the box!!!!! Guys love HAKKA and VIETNAMESE SUBS.
• take more risks... apply for a CASINO SPA license; give guys BJ & HJ & RJ and shoulder massages while they gamble
• be PET friendly, most guys love their dogs, most guys are into German Shepherds.... so give his dog a massage too (BE CREATIVE)
• accept non-sexual fetishes... for example some guys like to comb an Asian lady hair... so offer that service; NOT EVERYTHING IS ABOUT SEX
• take risks... offer WRESTLING SPA
• MASSAGE LADIES MUST LEARN to speak like a STONER or like KEANU REAVES in TED AND BILL EXCELLENT ADVENTURE !!!
• put lots of FEMALE-CENTRIC movie posters on your walls
• and lastly do what California Massage Spas are doing... put a small Volkswagen in the Massage Room and make out in the back seat ; IT'S CALLED BACK-SEAT MASSAGE, it's very popular
• have a ROBOTIC fluffy spa cat ... roaming/lounging about
• develop a sense of humor... for example, pretend you can't open a jar of olives; ask the client to open it; "ohhhh, you so strong !!!!"

Must admit; some of the ideas are original!

 

[Deleted member 79939]

Must admit; some of the ideas are original!

Thanks .
How about pitting a big TV in the massage room so one can watch Netflix or business news or regular news .

 

[Deleted member 79939]

Must admit; some of the ideas are original!

There are some massage spas that offer breakfast , lunch , dinner .