Robtard Dustemichelsen
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A Japanese doctor said, 'Medicine in my country is so advanced that we can take a kidney out of one man, put it in another, and have him looking for work in six weeks.'
A German doctor said, 'That's nothing, we can take a lung out of one person, put it in another, and have him looking for work in four weeks.'
An Italian doctor said, 'In my country, medicine is so advanced that we can take half of a heart out of one person, put it in another, and have them both looking for work in two weeks.'
An English doctor, not to be outdone said, 'You guys are way behind. we took a man with no brains out of Scotland, put him in No 10 and now half the country is looking for work.'
A German doctor said, 'That's nothing, we can take a lung out of one person, put it in another, and have him looking for work in four weeks.'
An Italian doctor said, 'In my country, medicine is so advanced that we can take half of a heart out of one person, put it in another, and have them both looking for work in two weeks.'
An English doctor, not to be outdone said, 'You guys are way behind. we took a man with no brains out of Scotland, put him in No 10 and now half the country is looking for work.'