a guide to understanding american english

[Mohawwk Shawtyy]

'SELF DEFENCE': - WHEN America invades a country (such as Iraq, Afghanistan, Vetnam, Cuba...) without UN approval

'ACT OF AGGRESSION': - WHEN Saddam invades a country (such as Kuwait) without UN approval

'FREEDOM OF MEDIA': - WHEN 'embedded' TV reporters film Iraqi prisoners of war on CNN (such as on March 21 and 22)

'VIOLATION OF GENEVA CONVENTION': - WHEN American prisoners are shown on al-Jazeera (such as on March 23).

'ILLEGAL ENEMY COMBATANTS WITH NO LEGAL RIGHTS": - HUNDREDS of Taliban soldiers held in Guantanamo Bay

'PRISONERS OF WAR UNDER GENEVA CONVENTION": - HANDFUL of American soldiers held in Iraq

'AMERICA UNDER ATTACK':- WHEN foreigners kill Americans (CNN's slug for its 9/11 stories)

STRIKE ON IRAQ": -WHEN Americans kill foreigners (CNN's slug for its 3/20 stories)

'OUR BRAVE MEN AND WOMEN IN UNIFORM": - AMERICAN soldiers in 20-mile long mechanized cavalry formations and pilots dropping bombs on Baghdad

'DEAD ENDERS': - RUMMY'S colourful phrase for describing poorly armed Iraqis holding out till the end Umm Qsar and Basra

'SHOCK AND AWE': - WHEN America attacks cities (such as Baghdad and Basra) with bombs and missiles.

'TERRORISM': - WHEN Osama bin Laden attacks cities (such as New York and Washington) with aircraft

'FREEDOM OF MEDIA - II': - WHEN captured Taliban John Walker Lindh is interrogated by CNN reporters.

'VIOLATION OF GENEVA CONVENTION - II': - WHEN captured Americans are interrogated by al-Jazeera reporters.

'MINIMUM DETERENTS': - NUCLEAR chemical & biological weapons held by America and her allies (such as Pakistan and Israel).

'WEAPONS OF MASS DESTRUCTIONS': - NUCLEAR chemical & biological weapons held by everybody else

'ALLIES IN COALITION FOR FREEDOM': - MUSLIM dictatorships such as Saudi Arabia, Pakistan, Jordan, Egypt and Kuwait) on America's side.

'ALLIES OF TERROR': - MUSLIM dictatorships (such as Syria and Iran) that oppose America.

'POLITICALLY INCORRECT': -ALL Mullahs who ask Muslims to wage Jihad in the name of Islam on the infidels.

'POLITICALLY CORRECT': - CNN's Tumi Makgabo described the US soldier who killed a fellow soldier yesterday as having "some kind of Arabic or Muslim name".

 

[Free Market Anti-Statist]

^ So true :|

 

[cralyn]

This should not be in jokers club at all. None of it is a joke :|

 

[Tilly]

Better rename the thread, 'Guide to understand Dubyaman english'...:lmao: :lmao:

 

[Jamie Goldsteen]

Very true............ The depths of their, (US) hypocrisy is often astounding :devil:

 

[MHMcHH #2]

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