A funny for the pet owners :)

[heidi]

Excerpts Reviewom a Dog's Diary

8:00 am - Dog food! My favourite thing!

9:30 am - A car ride! My favourite thing!

9:40 am - A walk in the park! My favourite thing!

10:30 am - Got rubbed and petted! My favourite thing!

12:00 pm - Lunch! My favourite thing!

1:00 pm - Played in the yard! My favourite thing!

3:00 pm - Wagged my tail! My favourite thing!

5:00 pm - Milk bones! My favourite thing!

7:00 pm - Got to play ball! My favourite thing!

8:00 pm - Wow! Watched TV with the people! My favourite thing!

11:00 pm - Sleeping on the bed! My favourite thing!



Excerpts Reviewom a Cat's Diary

Day 983 of my captivity.
My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling
objects. They dine lavishly on Reviewesh meat, while the other inmates and I
are fed hash or some sort of dry nuggets. Although I make my contempt for the
rations perfectly clear, I nevertheless must eat something in order to
keep up my strength. The only thing that keeps me going is my dream of
escape. In an attempt to disgust them, I once again vomit on the carpet.

Today I decapitated a mouse and dropped its headless body at their
feet. I had hoped this would strike fear into their hearts, since it
clearly demonstrates what I am capable of. However, they merely made
condescending comments about what a "good little hunter" I am. Bastards!

There was some sort of assembly of their accomplices tonight. I was
placed in solitary confinement for the duration of the event. However, I could hear the noises and smell the food. I overheard that my
confinement was due to the power of "allergies." I must learn what this means, and how
to use it to my advaneforum.xxxe.

Today I was almost successful in an attempt to assassinate one of my
tormentors by weaving around his feet as he was walking. I must try
this again tomorrow -- but at the top of the stairs.

I am convinced that the other prisoners here are flunkies and snitches. The dog receives special privileges. He is regularly released,
and seems to be more than willing to return. He is obviously retarded.

The bird has got to be an informant. I observe him communicate with
the guards regularly. I am certain that he reviews my every move. My
captors have arranged protective custody for him in an elevated cell, so he is smpe. For
now...

 

[prettykitty]

There is something wonderful about a wagging tail, an excited, bouncy, warm and fuzzy Reviewiend. So exuberant, so joyful at everything. Dogs are wonderful.

Of course since I have also had cats over my many years, I can honestly say that petting a pussycat that is curled up in my lap is something that raises sweet memories.

Thank-you for the humour.

 

[C0lOMBiiAN-BABee]

Being the father of three daughters it reminds me of driving in the car and the pleas to listen to hot 89.9, then every song that comes on is "Oh that my favourite song!" And the one's sung by wannabe gangsters about bitches and hoes seem to be the favourite's of the favourite's for some reason!

 

[Pompal 09.]

HAHA! Awesome Michelle!
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[Iris]

I knew it! I knew they were plotting against us!

kisses,
Emma